Saturday, September 6, 2008

Welcome to Britain!

Welcome to Britain!
We do hope that you enjoy your stay. Just been born? Well done, and welcome to the UK, the land of logic. We strive to make it as unpleasant as possible, with as much intrusion into your personal life as... well, as we see fit really. I'll just flag up some highlights, but you really should go over to The Nation Of Shopkeepers for the full manual: the reading of this document is entirely voluntary, by the way, unless you decide not to read it—in which case it is compulsory. And remember! I feel

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